Thursday, November 20, 2008

A day with Akira Ishizawa

So yeah one of our pros/bros Akira is here from Japan for the month. Let me take you into a normal day with this 38 year old man.
Wake up on an already deflated air mattress in the kitchen.
Brush your teeth in the kitchen sink because lord knows the deadbeats you are staying with done have a sink in their bathroom.
2 things a man needs. Mayo and Urethane.
Secret stash of bread,shoe goo, instant mash potatoes, you know...the essentials. 
Thank god your socks that fit over your toes as gloves are dry. Time to start your day.
instead of puking on the floor he sweeps it.... weird. 
Akira was bummed when he found out buttermilk tastes like shit.
ok. breakfast time. Corn and Mayo?
now burn the shit out of that toast.
give props to your boy Sean Eaton.
Breakfast of champs. I think that's toast with salsa,pickles, and cream cheese. 
Just about to put that last bite down the hatch and the grumpy roommate wants to have a word with you in his room.
"my computer just crashed because of some program called Skype?"-j.doogs
"never heard of it"-Akira

time to hit the streets
meet up with the most ginger dude on food stamps

Lunch time. Akira loves tacos.
Big thanks to Akira for getting Luke and I a summons for being in a playground without a child. Megan's law here we come.
Akira and Luidgi

Get as much free coffee as you can before purchase
I bought rice and Akira made it. We kinda got confused whos was whos?

keepin up on the times

Anytime is instant mashed potato time in Akira's world.

Ketchup on Spaghetti? Say it ain't so.Akira did a little souvenir shopping in Bushwick.
JT and Doogal were speechless.
Mayo on tacos? huh?
bed time. Arrigato bro.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

again again

Took is either making a ledge or dumping a body. Ya never know.

Akira just got here from Japan. 
Guillaume is really enjoying all the food perks of NYC. He already worships General Tso.
Not really feeling the street side produce though.
Paid our tributes to Dave Thomas the other day. 
Ran into this scumbag at Father Demo Square the other day.
Wow Puke won money again. What a lucky duck.
Dirt Pensyl

one dude pissed on my computer chair, one pissed on Akira and one just laughed about it.
this dude was asking for it.
Toof and G Money got a new whip
Went to Times square the other day and everyone was real happy for some reason.
All the essencials 
Earfman is skilled in the trapezial arts.
Turtle Widner and Took

Barnacle and Holywood C. Rapp
Toof power fades while Massimo makes power moves.
Luigi just got to town and may i say he is looking razor sharp.